sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls 

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004