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Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.
Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE
Suckage by PSYmon February 27, 2003

Butt Suckage

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.
Butt Suckage by hwcdesign March 2, 2010

maximum suckage 

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
The amount that something does suck.
When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.
Suckage by Jessica Pille February 5, 2004

The Suckage 

The Suckage is a semi-religion started on the sucksforum known as www.sucks500.com
After Sucks500 was closed, the true folowers of the Suckage created another Holy Forum known as www.sucksbbs.com
Their purpose is simple: arrogant forums, stupid forums and sissi-gay forums are considered infidel and will be spammed by the Suckage.
They use proxies to perform their attacks. Comparable to a terrorist cell, these people cannot be fought, even not with the destruction of their site.
Some Suckage phrases:

That's right, that's right!
May the Puke! be with you.
(K)unt
You are a fag.
...other random words
The Suckage by Terrorist Specialist February 9, 2005
Adj. Something that goes well beyond the normal extent of misery or sucking.
This job has achieved a new level of "suckage".
Suckage by ENG PROF DOO March 9, 2010