Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
by billybonez September 04, 2008
Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.
John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.
by Visa July 20, 2005
A punch that takes someone by surprise, a punch coming from out of the blue.
When John turned around, Mike floored him with a suckerpunch.
by wetwebwork March 04, 2006
This occurs when someone hits someone else from behind, usually when the person being hit doesn't know it until afterwards. Usually considered shady or a "bitch move".
That motherfucker came up and sucker punched me!
by Mason April 14, 2003
When someone punches you and you didn't evan know you were fighting
"Hey, whats that over there?"
"Where? OW!" Suckerpunch.
A punch that takes your enemy by suprise, possibly knocking them out.

Comes from them being a sucker for not having their guard up
The standoff broke when i saw this guy zoning out and threw the sucker punch
by Da Suka punch March 25, 2004
What Floyd Mayweather did to Ortiz on September 17 2011..
Oh your trying to apologize to me? Ok...Now I'm going to sucker punch you because I am probably going to lose.
by Hawkspurm September 18, 2011
When performing oral sex on a man, one punches him in the testicles just before orgasm. The surprise pain replaces any pleasant feelings received from the orgasm, or stops it altogether. Can be used as a punishment or as a sexual act.
If two gay males are involved, and it is being used as a punishment, the term then becomes 'Sucker punch, gay revenge'. However, it is performed in the same way as mentioned above.
So my ex was going down on me and just as I was about to cum, she fully Sucker punched me. It hurt.

So Brett was totally going down on Nick and like totally went all Sucker punch gay revenge on him.
by Cdogg May 06, 2013

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