One who is a kiss ass at work
I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump
by Scott November 20, 2003
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A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.
scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"

by Nick Ne. September 6, 2007
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a word that’s often used by redrain to a numerous amount of people

possibly meaning is to suck dick
redrain: you suck pump
person: nah, i’m not gay
by sadcitizen March 11, 2018
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Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
by Mm21 May 30, 2021
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