Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

by Michael Jackson wife July 19, 2019

suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.

Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018