suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.
by WhoGivesAShit May 23, 2005
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When a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male sex engage in sexual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. Also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the classroom, usually by a black kid.
Teacher:"looks like we have exams today, we're all going to be in here for 3 hours today."
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"
by Patrick James February 7, 2008
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Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!
by wittbelle October 10, 2011
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A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
by Steve Jordan May 6, 2006
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Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.
Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!
by Kyle November 3, 2003
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Place in which massive amounts of adult beverages are consumed and various adult activities take place in seclusion from outsiders. Usually filled with varied male occupants who represent hiphop to the fullest.
"Yo fellas, I'm heading to the suckfest!"
by Stu Gotti August 10, 2007
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An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.
"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."
by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 9, 2005
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