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suck a bag of dicks 

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.
Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

Suck a Bag of Ducks 

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks  

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer
Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

go dick-a-suck a bag 

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*

a big bag of suck 

a phrase to express how much someone sucked at what they just attempted
Dude, you didnt even clear that gap, you ate shit! That was a big bag of suck!
a big bag of suck by Brent H January 15, 2008

suck a bagel 

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy