1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.
1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.
by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 7, 2021
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Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
by Mike Thompson February 3, 2006
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The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.
The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"
by AdamMD2Binafewyears September 4, 2007
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Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.
"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"
by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016
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when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!
by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018
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Nerd kid: Teheh, your gay.
Tank ethnic guy: FUCK UP LITTLE CUNT OR ILL DEFENESTRATE YOU.
Nerd kid: Heeh, im sorry, ill do your homework.
Tank ethnic guy: Or how bout you suck my dick uleh?
by Awesomenesskhuz October 18, 2009
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