Top Definition
similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.
"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.
by Nalyr December 26, 2005

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