boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
by hi whore December 7, 2019
An insult phrase used to express complete hatred and disgust of another person; Telling a person what you think of their style or actions.
After Tony screwed my dog, I caught up with him at the liquor store, beat his ass, and told him he could "suck dicks in hell!".
by Chuck Woolery July 6, 2003
Well, what u want to do is unzip his pants then pull out his dick you then want to put it in ur mouth and pull in and out in and out in and out (moaning noises)"ugh, ugh, it's so big ugh,UGH, and ugh, jui- UGH -cy UUUUUGH, give it to me ugh just give it" and then u want to start fucking (more moaning)"uuugh, baby fuck me, uuugh, just fuck me real uuuuugh, hard," him: ok "uugh, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER" ugh, ugh, baby fuck me HARDER, UUUUUUGH" "LICK THIS PUSSY BABY LICK IT" "suck my TITS suck 'em UUUUUUGH UUUUGH UUUUGH UUUGH UUUGH UUUUUUUUUUUGH" "yeah baby FUCK me HARD," him: ok "UUUUGH UUGH UUUUGH HARDER HARDER HARDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"
Last night I went to the bar and went home with some guy we fucked real hard, I moaned so much!! We also recorded how to suck dick I was demonstrating it. What you do is u unzip his pants pull out his dick and pull in and out in and out in and out
by Infopplneed October 30, 2019
by The person who's cool March 28, 2017
by Del baba October 7, 2019
When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.
Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that
by BigBoiSmasher July 17, 2021
Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.
Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 20, 2019