suburbity 

Something between a suburb and a city; concatonate "suburb-city". Likely an adverb and used to modify an existing proper noun place name.

For example, "Rockville, Maryland is very suburbity" (i.e. neither exclusively suburb nor city)

suburbity by armchairquarterback November 26, 2013

Jesus of Suburbia 

The protaganist in Green Day's 2004 album "American Idiot." JoS is a representation of everything the typical American outcasted youth is. He does drugs ("and Mary Jane to keep me insane, while doing someone else's cocaine") and drinks ("to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes") He's depressed, unloved and hates his Mom (and his step-dad, Brad)

Jesus hates his town and the people in it, and has no care for anything at all. Later in the song bearing his name, in "Dearly Beloved" we see that Jesus is a quite poetic and cynnical guy. Jesus then leaves his home in the suburbs to go to the city. There he meets St. Jimmy, and his love interest which we only know as Whatsername. St. Jimmy is revealed to be a figment of JoS's imagination, constructed by him to protect Jesus from his weak self (almost like the wall in Pink Floyd's 'the Wall'). St. Jimmy "commits suicide" which leaves Jesus to face the facts after Whatsername leaves him, and grows up. Jesus gets a job, gives up drinking and such, and begins going insane. He then returns home with his friends and loses contact with Whatsername.

2. "Jesus of Suburbia" A ten minute long suite by Green Day. It tells the story of the Jesus of Suburbia and his life. Consisting of the parts:
I - The Jesus of Suburbia
II - City of the Damned
III - I DON'T CARE
IV - Dearly Beloved
V - Tales From Another Broken Home

New Green Day Fan: "What's American Idiot about?"

Commited Fan : "Jesus of Suburbia's tales from another broken home."

Jesus of Suburbia by Mtn. Jew November 7, 2012

suburmit 

Someone who, by choice, doesn't venture out of the suburbs. Like, ever.

"Don't bother calling him; he won't go to the show. It's downtown, and he's terrified of hipsters and the lack of parking. He's become a real suburmit."

suburmit by snobiwan May 16, 2009

Suburbitank 

An excessively large 4WD or AWD driven by suburban residents.

“When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.” —Lawrence KS Police Department

Suburbitank by SuburbitanksGalore November 28, 2018

jesus of suburbia 

The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.

Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.

"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"

jesus of suburbia by paul4tA December 9, 2004

Suburbia 

1. The residence of Jesus in Green Day's infamously long song, "Jesus of Suburbia."

2. A great place to raise a White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon family with an older brother, a younger sister, a dog, and two happily married heterosexual parents.

3. A terrible place to raise a family that does not fit the description in #2.

Jesus of Suburbia can be worshipped from 9-11 am each Sunday. May god bless us all with $400,000 bonuses!

Suburbia by ANAANAANA February 22, 2011

Suburbia 

The kind of place where disgruntled teens go on killing sprees with hopes that prison will at least be more interesting. Every house is nice, moderately priced, and identical every other house in it's subdivision. Appopriately enough, the average suburban household owns a Suburban (so that the soccer team can be carpooled back to their tract housing without having to remove the Abercrombie bags from the cargo area).

I live in such suburbia that if it werent for the flowers our landscaper planted, I probably wouldnt be able to tell which house I lived in and which belonged to the neighbors.

Suburbia by lacoste_lover October 12, 2005