Suburbanegro

An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.

Ever since I moved to Tualatin 16 years ago, I've been a suburbanegro.

Suburbanegro by Domonic January 20, 2009

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

Suburbanarchist by Rastamick October 23, 2008

Suburbanite 

The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:

-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.

-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.

-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.

Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!

City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!

Suburbanite by Mickey O'Brien September 3, 2010

suburbanized 

Defined as the personality transformation you go thru when moving from the hood to the suburbs. Usually a black person who slowly turns into a under cover white person. starts saying things like " oh my gosh" and "like" after every word. Listening to rock alternative music.. playing beer pong and drinking yagermister. start doin and saying crazy things.

Keke: Damn did u just say you cant wait until the new nickelback cd comes out? who the hell is that ?

Miracle: like You dont know who that is ? Oh My God! its like rock n roll sis! duh!

keke: When THe hell you start listening to rock n roll?

Miracle: all my friends at school do....

Keke: poor thing... you are definitly suburbanized ...

suburbanized by kekeA February 7, 2010

Suburbanite 

somebody who lives in the suburbs.

if you live in a small community, you are a suburbanite.

Suburbanite by Johnny61161 May 3, 2008

suburbanite 

1. Poor sad scared little person who never takes the time out to enjoy the diversity, excitement and establishments and atmosphere of a great city because they rush home in fear for their lives to their cloned "boxes" of cookie cutter houses the immediate 22 seconds after work.

2.A conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they assume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.

Working guy:"Hey Dave, me and the guys are gonna head down to this great restaurant on 25th and Madison after work, wanna come ?"

Working Suburbanite guy Dave:"Are you kidding me ? You guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but I'm going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who I know is cheating on me with my neighbor because I can't satisfy her but I pretend not to notice and my children who I know are doing drugs in the basement but I ignore it and pretend I have the perfect family!"

Working guy:"Okay...you have fun with that

suburbanite by MindShaft October 13, 2008

suburbanazi 

1. An overwrought man or woman, who travels into a major metropolitan area occasionally, and expects the same sort of small town service from businesses that they receive in their home region.

2. Someone who is very serious about their lawn.

3. People whose only exposure to African-American culture is through The Cosby Show - or Dave Chappelle.

4. A female driver who has received her vehicle as a gift from her father; who is attempting to buy her love.

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi expects our gas prices to be the same as outside the city limits?"

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi has great megahips."

suburbanazi by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010