Brain surgeon 

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

I AM A SURGEON !!

bro might be a surgeon

dr Shawn : "I AM A SURGEON !!"

I AM A SURGEON !! by QuandaleDinglefan May 11, 2023

Jim Sturgess

The new up-and coming actor that stars in the new film Across The Universe. He was born in 1981 in London, England and is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre. He studied at the University of Salford's School of Media, Music, and Performance. Had done a few TV movies before he got his big break in Across The Universe, which he sang all live on the set of the film. He considered himself a musician before he really considered himself an actor and was in a band that consisted of seven members. He will soon be seen in the upcoming films "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssan. And in "21" with Kate Bosworth.

Jim Sturgess sang "Something" beautifully in Across the Universe.

Jim Sturgess by Delaney Montez December 9, 2007

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

Jim Sturgess

The sexiest british actor on the planet. He's beautiful and the hottest man ever. Many girls love him for his role of "Jude" in across the universe.

Holy shit, Jim Sturgess is the sexiest man alive!

I want to marry Jim Sturgess!

Jim Sturgess by SanasAHo April 6, 2008

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011