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Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid
I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.
stumpid by Alimew June 17, 2017
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stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.
1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"
stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

stupiphany

A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something very basic, annoyingly obvious, or - in hindsight - really stupid. The person having the stupiphany is generally greatly excited, while observers just shake their heads at how obvious the answer was.
It dawned on Dan one morning as he was driving that the word windshield was made up of the 2 words describing what it did: "I've had a stupiphany!" he ejaculated!

Maria's latest stupiphany came when she looked up Men At Work lyrics and realized it was "a vegemite sandwich" instead of "a bite of my sandwich" in the song Land Down Under.

After several years of training/certification, Seth suddenly realized that CPR was really just manually activating the heart to pump blood: it was a real stupiphany.
stupiphany by seththegreat March 1, 2011

Stupiphany

When someone stupid thinks they're having an earth-shattering epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.
"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)

"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)

Stupiphany, folks.
Stupiphany by chocolatepants October 23, 2008
n. a hotdog, usually sold by a street vendor
I was so drunk last night I had a scumpipe after the show and now I feel awful.
scumpipe by ctrlU August 14, 2012

Stumpism 

The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.
#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.

#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.

#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
Stumpism by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011