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When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
by Lance Hardwood February 02, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?
by zeppelinboy September 01, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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