A wholesome alternative for children to say in place of the word "sucks". A combination of the words stupid and poop. Its a general way of voicing your displeasure for a person, place, or thing.
Jude: "Have you heard the new Justin Bieber song that just came out?"
The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.
From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.
Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.
A: "I read that Bitcoin is fungible. Is that why you can use it to buy shrooms on the dark web?"
B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"
Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."
Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.
1. The way to pronounce "STFU" in real life.
2. A way to say "STFU" without it getting censored.
1. Hey kid, would you do me a favor and stufoo?
2. Stufoo, you Vikings fan. You haven't won anything. (I didn't want to get caught by the autoflag mods)