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stuffocated 

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
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Stuffocated 

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.
I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.
Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012

Stufficide 

An act committed by an animal, usually a pet and very frequently a dog, where the insides of a stuffed toy are removed and strewn about the floor.
I returned home and saw the aftermath of what I originally assumed was an explosion. It turns out that our dog Tasha had committed stufficide against her stuffed toy badger.
Stufficide by Sithdog January 18, 2012

Stuffocate 

A physical sensation of feeling frozen and overwhelmed while in the presence of clutter.
I can't help the overwhelming feeling that I am about to stuffocate when I look at that messy office.

stuffocated 

when you have clearly eaten to much, then eat some more, to the point of being so stuffed that you feel stuffocated
dude, i ate all that good food, then i found the dessert table and just had to eat more, now i feel stuffocated
stuffocated by bazookle September 6, 2011

Stuffocate 

When you try to play with a baby, but they cry instead.
Aiden tries to play with Millie, but she runs away and cries instead. "Ugh, Millie's stuffocating again."

"I hate it when the baby stuffocates," Her older brother whines.
Stuffocate by HumanPerson56 July 12, 2019

Stuffocate 

To feed someone until they are on the verge of vomiting.
Mom, stop trying to stuffocate me!
Stuffocate by PoliteScarf April 16, 2017