stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012

studcakes

A slightly higher level of hotness than stud muffin. Combines the term stud muffin and beefcake. Not only fine but has a hot body as well. An all-around chick magnet!

Man, that Mark Slaughter he is such a studcakes!

by ExiledInMetal May 26, 2008

Stuffage

Better way of saying "Stuff."

That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.

by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003

stuffage

A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".

(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."

by ruralradio December 31, 2008

Stuffocate

A physical sensation of feeling frozen and overwhelmed while in the presence of clutter.

I can't help the overwhelming feeling that I am about to stuffocate when I look at that messy office.

by Compassionatesource June 2, 2015

stuffocated

when you have clearly eaten to much, then eat some more, to the point of being so stuffed that you feel stuffocated

dude, i ate all that good food, then i found the dessert table and just had to eat more, now i feel stuffocated

by bazookle September 6, 2011