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4.
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
by DesPERRYado November 08, 2004
 
15.
The act of texting, eating, listening to music, watching tv, or sleeping when there is a textbook nearby.
"I was studying sooooo hard last night, I every episode of Arrested Development and ate some popcorn."
by bloxorox December 03, 2011
 
16.
The act of bashing one's head against one's books in an attempt to learn through osmosis.
John is studying.
by u1025013 October 29, 2012
 
17.
If you look at the word carefully... you would see the word DYING....
Nate: HEY DUDE ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!! LETS GO OUT!!!
Tyrone: I can't dude.... I'm stuDYING for the finals....
by KHAYOS January 20, 2008
 
18.
something that students at ucla do before failing a test
jack: hey david what are you doing

david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual

jack: ahhh u r studying
by jerrybrowneatspoo April 21, 2011
 
19.
A code word for hard alcohol, typically used in a college setting
Are we studying Saturday night?

I was studying so much this weekend I can't even remember what happened.
by psycho3991 March 26, 2013
 
20.
A meaning composed of two words: student and dying
Person A: You look like a zombie! What did you do?
Person B: I was studying.
by procrastinatormaster April 22, 2011
 
21.
A disease in which an individual experience the sensation of impending death. The word studying is a derivative of the English words "Student" and "Dying." (Student+Dying=Stu-dying) Therefore it describes the process in which a student of any age is pressured to spend hours leering at textbooks until they feel like they are physically dying. The only cure for this disease is commonly known as "Summer."
H: What's up?
P: Studying.
H: Aww, man, I'm here for you.
by purple_seastar January 03, 2014