studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :' Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same [time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

studastinate by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008

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studastinating

studastinating, v. the act of avoiding legitimate studying through creating, collecting, and/or organizing inordinately elaborate study materials with the eventual, unrealistic goal of reviewing said materials before an exam, essay, and/or final project.

Piper: Wow! That giant stack of notecards is really impressive! They're so neat and colorful!
Gail: Thanks, they're for my Math 114 quiz next week.

Piper: Don't you have a Bio 312 exam tomorrow?
Gail: Yeah... I'm studastinating hard core right now.

studastinating by Obie09 June 11, 2011

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Stucrastinate

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating

" I stucrastinated through my midterms"

Stucrastinate by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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