studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :' Person [2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

studastinate by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008

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studastinating

studastinating, v. the act of avoiding legitimate studying through creating, collecting, and/or organizing inordinately elaborate study materials with the eventual, unrealistic goal of reviewing said materials before an exam, essay, and/or final project.

Piper: Wow! That giant stack of notecards is really impressive! They're so neat and colorful!
Gail: Thanks, they're for my Math 114 quiz next week.

Piper: Don't you have a Bio 312 exam tomorrow?
Gail: Yeah... I'm studastinating hard core right now.

studastinating by Obie09 June 11, 2011

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Stucrastinate

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating

" I stucrastinated through my midterms"

Stucrastinate by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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