studyist 

Not to be confused with student.

A person, usually a girl (sometimes a boy) student that gets really good grades and has high academic achievement but has barely any social life and has a lack of humor and fun. When they do hang out with friends, they usually hang out with other studyists. Common items that studyists have:
Love of quotes with girly backgrounds and modern text
Abnormally neat handwriting
Being a Bookworm
Love of neatness
Potential OCD
Love of realistic art
Love of classical music
and of course, Obsessed with Studying, whether they like it or not.

These studyists has beaten us in our tests! Fuck them!

studyist by SexyBitches69420 November 7, 2017

Studaism 

Studaism is a religion founded by Stuart Locke, widely regarded as one of the strangest people you will ever meet... Anywhere, although he disagrees with this because "he's sexy, not strange (much)". The name is a combination of the religion Judaism and his name Stubert or nickname Stuart.

Jimothy: What do you believe in Donald?
Donald: I believe in the Fungal King and the Gods of Studaism!

Studaism by Stuthulu September 8, 2011

Studaism 

To listen to your inner Stu. To embrace changes in life with your Stupendous Student inStude you.

May the Stu be with you.

Charles: I can't find god anywhere!
Shirley: Have you tried under the bed?
Charles: Yes, the bastard isn't under there
Shirley: Oh, I'm out of ideas, may as well join Studaism
Charles: May the Stu be with you
Shirley: Fuck off, Charles.

Studaism by Freedom Badger January 30, 2009

studastinating 

studastinating, v. the act of avoiding legitimate studying through creating, collecting, and/or organizing inordinately elaborate study materials with the eventual, unrealistic goal of reviewing said materials before an exam, essay, and/or final project.

Piper: Wow! That giant stack of notecards is really impressive! They're so neat and colorful!
Gail: Thanks, they're for my Math 114 quiz next week.

Piper: Don't you have a Bio 312 exam tomorrow?
Gail: Yeah... I'm studastinating hard core right now.

studastinating by Obie09 June 11, 2011

studasted 

Getting wasted off of studying

I got studasted off of calc 3 last night

studasted by sperryyyy December 4, 2010

studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :' Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same [time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

studastinate by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008