Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.
Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"
"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"
"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"
"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"
"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"
by LeroyDupree September 22, 2007
A well endowed Male that spends too much time on the river bank proudly displaying himself while others quickly jump in the water while skinny dipping.
by Mullet6 June 7, 2019
A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.
Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020