strum guard

a strip of towel wrapped around the wrist of one's "strum"-minging hand, secured by gaffer tape, and is used to "guard" against abrasions when playing guitar. invented by joe strummer (born: john graham mellor) due to his furious playing style.

joe strummer never plays his telecaster without his strum guard.

by normers January 12, 2006

strumming the clamjo

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

by Chuck Groom August 22, 2007

strum me

fuck a bitch hoe

"strum my strings and let me soak in a bucket of marinade"
"strum me sauce hoe i want your saucy milk inside of my ivories"

by strummedonny December 22, 2017

strumming yourself

A term used to say a girls fingering herself

She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours

by indiekid-1234 April 19, 2011

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Strum Drum

Female equivalent of the wank bank. A mental repository of mastabatory aids.

Jane: I'll add that to the strum drum.

by lathe January 30, 2015

strum the prawn

Strumming the prawn is when you've been on a 3 day bender and you and your mates fancy a kfc on the scagged Sunday evening, then some sted head lad with a fake tan invites you to the disabled toilet and proceeds to ferociously pet your mary (prawn) with greasy chicken fingers.
Troy Quigley

He's taking that girl to the bed.
The Lads: Strum the Prawn.

by Troy Quigley July 18, 2015