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Beef strumming 

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.
My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.
My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

Strutting Leo 

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Inception. He is strutting quite happily across the set, when his wonderful picture was taken.
Strutting Leo has made my life fantastic. Whenever I am sad I think of Strutting Leo, you should as well.

strumming 

Celia spent a delightful evening strumming.
strumming by A Lone Raw Nut January 23, 2006

Kerri Struggling

When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.
While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004