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Strongsville Strudel 

The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.
Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
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Springville, CA

Springville CA home to elderly retired people, in the foothills of the Sequoia National Forest. One Kindergarden through eighth grade school with around 400 students. Sringville is home to rednecks and white trash alike although there is one El Nuevo Mexicali restaurant that makes the most money off the copenhagen chewers of Springville. There is an awesome annual apple festival that brings out the finest of Springville and come around Rodeo time and expect a good time with the locals or stop at the Hamburger Stand and sit down to a ranchhand burger and bomb curly fries.
Springville, CA has the best apple festival in the world.
Springville, CA by Ryan Price November 5, 2007

springville ia

Pe teacher is sexist and would do any girl in school no matter what age. 2017-2018
Springville ia is ok and small town.
springville ia by Jack won January 15, 2018

Springville NY 

a shitty little town in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do for fun in it. This is the reason most kids from springville (and adults too) are doing drugs and having sex.
you go to Springville NY.
that sucks

strongsville 

A predominantly white upper-middle class community where the asians are in short supply and Abercrombie and Fitch is the wardrobe supplier for 130% of the population (excluding those over the age of 18, and under the age of 4)

aka "skanksville", "where the boys tan too"

Strongsville creates the illusion of wealth.
"wtf that Strongsvillian cleared out the bin of pink Abercrombie polos"
strongsville by St. Anne June 20, 2005

New Springville 

Where the guidoes are born. Where the typical waspoids reside. Home of the Staten Island Mall. Also where all the rapists, pedophiles, and molesters creep around. So fucking boring.
Nick- "Yoo nigga when we be chillen tonight?"
David- "Definitely not in new springville yo, boring as fuck!!"
New Springville by rocker3250 October 16, 2009

Springville PA 

A boring little town with a gas station run by foreigners, a post office, fire house, 2 antique stores, an art museum in an old school and 2 churches. That's it. The most fun you can have in Springville is cow tipping and watching the grass grow. By 8 pm, everything is closed, and it becomes a ghost town. Oh, and be sure to drink the water, it guarantees eternal youth.
Springville PA is a ghost town at night.
Springville PA by Ertle Mae July 23, 2009