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3 stocked 

Being able to beat someone in super smash brothers(64, melee or brawl) with 3 stock and win without losing a stock
ito:dude you see, Z just 3 stocked me

juan:you mean he actually beat you without dying 3 times
3 stocked by SunshineZORK October 8, 2008
derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious
Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight.
stocked by B.R.V. April 29, 2008

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.
Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.
beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006

stroked out 

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?
stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

Stroked the mime 

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one