One potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. After a lap dance the stripper's makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. Impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.
Rod: Want to hit up a strip club, maybe Flashdancers or New Century?
Brock: Can't bro.
Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.
Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.
Rod: You suck.