Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

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STRIPLET

An illegitimate child, with a stripper for a mother.

You won't see Dave around for a while since he had that striplet with Tammy from the Gold Club, he had to pick up an extra shift at work to support the little fellow.

STRIPLET by samnitemar December 16, 2011

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Strompled

To trample over like a herd of elephants. Mixed between the words "stomped" and "trampled".

That French Test strompled all over me.

Strompled by shnah February 5, 2010

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Striplette

Cool four-piece sleaze glam band from St.-Petersburg,Russa influenced by such bands as Guns N'Roses, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Zodiac Mindwarp, Backyard Babies, L.A.Guns and so on.
The band says that they play sleaze rock but actually some of their songs sounds a bit heavier.

-Hey it's Striplette's show tonite, wanna go?
-Shure, they're kick ass!

Striplette by Rikki Chi July 12, 2010

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Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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