Stressted 

Stress and rested combined

I stressted over the weekend.

Stressted by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023

Stresslaxing 

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.

Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...

Stresslaxing by Iscara August 15, 2020

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest by DL14097 October 11, 2019

stresslexic 

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.

You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.

stresslexic by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

stressed depressed lemon zest by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

stressed off 

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

stressed off by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007