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Strescapade 

An event or thing you have to do that's extremely stress-inducing, such as first day of a new job.
Gosh, this is just stressing me out. My whole life's turning into a giant strescapade.

Stressica 

A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.
OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.
Stressica by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018

Stresscalation 

Stresscalation: a cruel cycle where some fool stresses you out, and then you in turn vomit stress on some unwitting fool, who then explodes like a dirty bomb on the next unsuspecting fool, creating a long chain of stressed-out fools.
Fool #8: "I'd sure like to find the fool who started this stresscalation."

Fool # 7: "Shut the hell up, fool, YOU started it!"
Stresscalation by beyondnothing April 28, 2011

stresscation 

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life
That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.
stresscation by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010

stresscation 

The stress before, during and after vacation. The stress before: setting up the travel, activities, packing as few suitcases as possible, getting things finished at work, getting to the airport (get a ride, leave a car), having to rebook a flight, losing baggage, etc. The stress during: when to get up, whose cooking, where are we going and for how long, what happens if one wants to leave early, who is buying the tickets, who showers first, etc. The stress after how much of my own work do I have, how much work was dumped on my desk, how long will it take to dig out from under the pile? Will there be enough money to pay for all of this?
Stresscation (sounds like vacation) I can't wait for stresscation next year, yeeeeeeah-boy.
stresscation by vmeyedr October 20, 2012

Stresscalation 

a made up word by a silly man who thinks that when one gets stressed they should say to themselves, "The stress stops here!" --- Stresscalation is apparently when you pass on your stress to someone else during your day.
The ability to stresscalate is the only good thing about being stressed. One is allowed to commit stresscalation and snap at others and it is fully justified because they are stressed.