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strawboss 

An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.
Bill: "What's up your ass?"

John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."

Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."
strawboss by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008

Strawboss 

A person who bosses others around with the implied authority they project but lacking actual authority. They enjoy projecting they are in charge and the expert while masking their true lack of ability and competence. Although they enjoy barking orders and letting others know that he or she is in control, they are dependent on the ones they are controlling to come up with solutions and do the actual work. The straw boss then takes sole credit for the accomplishment and all past accomplishments.
Joe is such as strawboss. He actually thinks he is in charge when he is absolutely clueless on what to do.
Strawboss by Double That July 22, 2022

Strawboss 

A Fat lazy man who bosses people around because he thinks he is in charge.
Stop strawbossing me around Greg, you fat pig.
I dont like people who strawboss
Strawboss by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018

strawdom 

That little piece of paper left on a drink straw to keep germs away.
The bartender forgot to put a strawdom on my straw and I sent my drink back.
strawdom by Marquaveous February 1, 2019

Strawmoose 

The way a straw flees around the perimeter of a cup when you try to take a drink from it without using your hands.

Originates from the word Vamoose, which means to flee or run away.
Joe: *fails to drink from a straw in a cup*
Jane: "Damn, bitch! You just got Strawmoosed!"
Strawmoose by RazzoClimhazzard June 10, 2007
verb. To rape someone twice
noun. A double rape
Man, getting raped really sucked, but at least-- damnit a strawdog- got raped twice.
Strawdog by dreadtoad January 10, 2012