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strauser 

When you fuck a female so hard, they die. They fucking die..
I strausered her, whoops!
strauser by Strauserd November 1, 2020
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strauser 

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard they die
Strauserd her oops
strauser by Strauserd November 1, 2020

Strazzer 

A derogatory term used by white heterosexual males to describe white heterosexual males. Only they can call themselves that, if anyone else uses the term its offensive. Basically the white version of Nigger.

Women, other ethnicities, or other sexual affiliations that use the word are committing a major act of ignorance. It is very offensive for a non strazzer to use the term. Only strazzers may use the term.

Originates from the term "straight white dude".
"That is one lazy Strazzer"

"I can't believe she called him a strazzer to his face! Im surprised he didn't kill her for that!"

"That fuckin straz thinks he's the shit."

"That party was pretty strazzy"

strauder 

Generally, strauder is the first name of a complete fuck. He is the rather quiet kid in the friend group and thinks he is the funniest. He Is white, has an afro, and a car that is way too nice for his age. He breaks girls hearts and is athletic, intelligent, observing, and a great friend. But he is still a fuck.
Man that strauder is such a fuck!
strauder by Xdzaddy March 5, 2022

strauberrium 

when you have an eating day and it goes downhill
"OMG! That date was so strauberrium!"
strauberrium by lizzy.whoman April 12, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026