strattled

a mix between the words stressed and rattled. when someone is too stressed and too rattled to express each separate word.

Carmen was so strattled last night when she didn't have enough time to do everything she had to because Meg was distracting her.

strattled by ratchet345 March 6, 2013

strettled 

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.

Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"

strettled by dubstar January 22, 2015

Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011

scrattled 

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.

She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.

scrattled by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

Stracted 

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.

You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.

Stracted by TDThom October 17, 2007

Strazzled

A cross between stressed and frazzled.

Dude I am so strazzled right now! I have a presentation across town in less than 30 minutes that I haven't even started to prepare for - nor have I left the office yet! Ahhhh!

Strazzled by Willy Esco January 3, 2012

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005