Learning Strategies
Learning Strategies by BobDaBlob27 October 4, 2023
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bumpin strategies
Fam, you be bumpin strategies
Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?
Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight
Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies
Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?
Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight
Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies
bumpin strategies by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010
Jinaist Strategies
A unified engagement of administrating ones own attention by already self-manipulating its own nature of giving a positioned self defense in liquidation energizes stimulation of associating fake kindness from a receiving standpoint from other individuals and their deceitful and pitied citation of greetings that ends with a confusing salutation. Consumes the euphoria of stupidity that twirls the minds as infiltration of controlling what is authority over presented association.
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Jinaist Strategies by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021
Lifestyle Maintenance Strategist
Refers to people who are in well-paid, cosy, cushy jobs - who don't actually do any real work but are exceptionally talented at justifying their own worthless jobs, wasting money and making sure that whatever happens their own job stays justified and safe so that they can maintain their own cushy lifestyles. Good at feathering their own nests and shitting in other people's.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
Lifestyle Maintenance Strategist by Sauron's contact lens June 22, 2012
Strategic Incompetence
Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Strategic Incompetence by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009
Ferrari Strategists
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.
“Whata mistake of da maker”
“Whata mistake of da maker”
Ferrari Strategists by Carlos science November 24, 2019
Strategic Liking
when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them
Strategic Liking by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011