mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 10, 2007

Strangulation Fetish

When a Valentin is horny and strangulates himself for the pure purpose of pleasure.

-"What ya doin'?"

Valentin: - "hanging 'round the wardrobe"

"He is dead, killed himself by the strangulation fetish"

by Peter Sack December 14, 2018