Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011

shrekette 

Really ugly ogre like female that could be compared to shrek

"whos the ugliest person here?" "yas all no who, fukin shrekette over there!"

shrekette by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

Stalkette

A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.

Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.

Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009

stagette 

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.

My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.

stagette by Sami August 10, 2004

saranette

someone who
1. loves to have outrageous fun
2. consumes insane amount of alcohol in the least amount of time
3. needs an highly aggressive partner

-woah, she's crazy, wild, out of control and drinks like there's no tomorrow!
-yah, she's so saranette

saranette by TATAx2 September 9, 2006

Shrekette Dolittle 

That chick on American Idol who looks like Shrek.

Look! It's Skrek's daughter, Shrekette Dolittle!!! She sure can sing!!!!!

Shrekette Dolittle by Poopy Dick December 25, 2008

Stankette 

A Generation Y (Net Generation) load hipster that has shaggy hair and wears tight jeans. Generally, this person can be found hanging out with friends either attempting to play musical instruments like the guitar, drinking coffee, or loudly saying such phrases as: "I'm weak..." or "Just sayin'."

Random Stankette (in the hallway): Lookin et dat bisch made me weak... just sayin'!

Stankette by JackSpratt2010 October 29, 2010