straight-laced 

Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.

A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.

straight-laced by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011

straightface 

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

straightface by placebo! August 19, 2020

straitlaced 

a man or woman with deep moral convictions..A girl or guy with high moral standards that have respect for his/her body.A man or woman that will make your life a living hell if you date them AND you do not have the same sort of convictions they have.A man or woman that expects the best(but also gives it)at all times.Easy to hang with-- a chore to date.. LOL

Straitlaced chics man : Your chic is looking good dude!!!
His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!

Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!

straitlaced by looneyballoonie April 15, 2008

straight laced 

The only so called "Oi!" band in Louisville. They sing about being drunk, the oppression that is cast upon the working class, and are somehow are able to throw in a few too many "oi oi oi!'s" in the middle of all their useless ramble.

-Oh shit, those boys from Straight Laced tagged my store front again.
-They suck.

straight laced by cokehead0975834 August 8, 2006

Straight-Laced Humour 

Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.

"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."

Straight-Laced Humour by Whitly January 27, 2012

Straight laced 

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

Straight laced by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012

straight laced 

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

straight laced by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010