straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

straightening up the closet by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Straightening pussy 

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

Straightening pussy by Alec234 January 23, 2019

straightening my hair 

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

straightening my hair by Murry23 June 17, 2009

straightening my hair 

using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair

Look at what straightening my hair did!

straightening my hair by dancerxox9 October 16, 2008

Straightening Iron 

1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.

2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.

Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.

Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.

Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.

Girl: Just use a straightening iron.

Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.

Straightening Iron by Kawlyn1029 July 4, 2005

straightening hair 

An obsessive action done by women and sometimes men to create an illusion that they have STRAIGHT hair.

Is Betty done straightening hair for the day?

straightening hair by Emily Gibson January 22, 2009

Japanese Straightening 

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

Japanese Straightening by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006