straightbox 

doing alright, livin the high life, content, doing good, got a good buzz going, have a full drink, good, better than expected (caution never to be asked to someone, straightbox only works as a response)

'Hey Creep, you need another red stripe?'

'Nah I'm straightbox'

or

'How's the Wild Turkey hunt?'

'straightbox you yankee bastard'

Incorrect usage - Butters: 'hey you straightbox?'

straightbox by goombotz June 13, 2008

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

straightosphere by Keshari June 11, 2009

Straightbars 

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."

Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars

Straightbars by L_Dub August 14, 2012

Straightboy69420 

godly reddit user

the reddit user is better than JackSucksAtLife in everyway possible if it wasnt for Straightboy69420 jack would only have 1 sub and that would be his mother

Straightboy69420 should be the next king

JackSucksDick - Straightboy69420

Straightboy69420 by Straightboy69420Fanboy October 12, 2021

Straightors 

Straightors Used for Straight people who disgust Gay People.

David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!

Straightors by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020

straightposter 

Comes from the words straight and imposter. Straight + Im(poster)

When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.

But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.

A: "I heard that Jimmy slept with Tod last night. Even Jimmy himself agrees to that. But he says that he's straight"
B: "He's such a straightposter"

straightposter by AkotoLmao May 17, 2022

straightboy69420 

He is the god of jacksucksoflife
He well pass jacksucksatlife
HE is god

Did you know straightboy69420 is a god!

straightboy69420 by I AM A COOL MAN October 12, 2021