straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

Straight To DVD

A comment usually said in response to an unsatisfactory insult or comedic attempt. Derived from Disney Channel sequels that, instead of being released into movie theaters, are sent "straight to DVD".

NOTE: if an insulter attempts to redeem himself, only to produce another bad comment, then user is allowed use the follow-up comment "locked in the disney fault" if necessary. ( in reference to remastered Disney movies on sale for short periods of time )

Guy 1: i'm in the KKK..the kool kidz klub..
Guy 2: straight to dvd....
Guy 1: YEAH WELL YALL A BUNCH OF KNUCKLEHEADS
Guy 2: dude, locked up in the disney vault.

by jake de la shake May 16, 2009

Straight to DVD

A busted or played out person. Ratchet. Not up to standards of the normal human.

"Ew. Did you see Gerad's new girlfriend? She is straight to DVD."

by FranAnnPan March 21, 2016

Straight to DVD

A fecal expulsion that is over and done with quickly. Could have originally expected to have taken more time at the box offices.

Person A: Dude, back so soon?
Person B: Yeah, surprisingly it flopped and went straight to DVD.

by Pamety November 27, 2008

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004