Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
by dilary huff August 8, 2007
when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
by cqcBRO July 20, 2010
by Chaptaz July 20, 2009
1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness
2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"
2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
by LaQuaisha Skeetolay March 8, 2006
by Lady Raerae April 28, 2006
The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.
by ballsdeep2786 November 12, 2008