straight log 

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

straight log by DaGoose February 1, 2006

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

Straightlord by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

Straightlord

The straightest person of all time.

''Is Mateo gay or straight?''
''Oh he's a straightlord ''

Straightlord by Hellomr.goodbye November 22, 2019

Straightleg 

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

Straightleg by penis_kink February 22, 2011