"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.
It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
Example 1:
Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.
When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.
You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!