Straight Male

A male who is heterosexual and is attracted to only women

Girl 1: That guy is such a Straight Male
Girl 2: I know right what a "Curtis"

by Helicopterpoonjabber August 30, 2017

straight male

what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.

straight male? wtf no

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

gay straight male

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

by [e-mail] April 18, 2007

super straight male

a male that is too scared to come out as gay. he makes fun of others and is very homophobic

guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo

by Ju August 16, 2022

Straight male gets drilled by corn

A straight male who gets penetrated by corn 24/7

Look! Its a straight male gets drilled by corn! What a sight to see!!!

by spooky9099 December 10, 2018

Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

by verygentlemen December 23, 2021