1. A tall, German man with a mustache. Friendly in
disposition, he will use bizarre words such as "ooshkamooshka" and "
turtlewax". Despite the fact that he refers to you by
embarassing (and often random) nicknames like "Swoosh", "Golden Feet", and "Beaker", and basically tricked you into learning about science and/or life, you'll end up loving him anyway.