Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS

Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain

Story Jumper by mendu May 22, 2023

Get merch

Get the Story Jumper mug.

See more merch

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Get merch

storyjumper

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

Storyteller - So me and my friends were teepeeing this lady's house. We put toilet paper in her tree and wrapped her car in cellophane and...
Storyjumper- ...and then the lady comes out with a paintball gun and starts shooting at them. (laughter)

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 29, 2008

Get merch

storyjumper

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 31, 2008

Get merch

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Get merch

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

Get merch

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

Get merch