stonescalation 

Immediately escalating an issue to its maximum potential response.

A man is told he is not allowed to buy a game

stonescalation: The man immediately threatens to cut the first persons car brake cables.

stonescalation by Flyheit December 26, 2011

Stamnesia 

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.

Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"

Stamnesia by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009

SHOPNESIA 

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

SHOPNESIA by El Cuni March 25, 2009

Stoneian 

A pothead who is close friends with his grandmother.

That kid is such a Stoneian

Stoneian by OCHOAKING September 20, 2011

Stonesgasm 

Feeling of extreme pleasure and euphoria while listening to the Rolling Stones. This experience is likely amplified when seeing the Rolling Stones live.

"When they played Midnight Rambler, I had a full body Stonesgasm."

Stonesgasm by Michele Clarke February 3, 2008

stonesta 

a stoner who:

A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix

"Man, you such a stonesta"

"whats his problem?"
"dont mind him. hes just a stonesta..."

stonesta by briel and nikki March 10, 2007

snownesia 

The act of driving ridiculously slow and careful at the first sign of snow.

Sorry I was late, I was behind somebody with snownesia.

snownesia by 2_D December 2, 2010