Cock Stormcock 

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

Stormworks 

VERB

1) To not work properly for absolutely no reason.

2) To not follow the laws of something already understood to work or be true.

3) To go cause a glitch making the game or the subject go haywire, or crash, at any random moment.

1) "The engine is stormworksing. I set everything up the way it should be and it won't work."

2) "This design works every other time, so why isn't it working this time?"

3) "Sh*t! The game is stormworksing again!"

Stormworks by Balmont Strand November 6, 2021

Steamcock 

The act of a gay male running outdoors in the winter in the middle of sexual intercourse, exposing the erect penis to the elements long enough to achieve a colder temperature and running back at which point he inserts his cold erect penis into his male counterpart . As the penis steams during the cold weather exposure the acts is referred to as the "steamcock".

Wayne's favorite was when Mario would run outside in the snow in the middle of sex to comeback in to give him a cold hard steamcock.

Steamcock by Tommy Hollfiller April 14, 2017

stormworknaut

A person who has achieved over 1500 hours on the multiplayer game called "Stormworks" this achievement is seldom done and can lead to severe mental exhaustion, frustration, and potential other side effects due to the unstable, and aggregating nature of the game.

Hey did you hear that Joe became a stormworknaut today?

stormworknaut by GruberVonOtto June 5, 2023

Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

Stonecock by Justin September 1, 2004

Stopcock 

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

Stopcock by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

stopcock 

Device in Chemistry or other science classes to restrict or allow the flow of liquid in a lab. However in OLCHS it is now the funniest word at the time. It is used in anyway that fits. Mostly used around immature teens such as myself.

Hey watch your stopcock its getting that liquid everywhere.

stopcock by itsame May 25, 2004