Stormcloak
Stormcloak by Moss on a rock June 22, 2018
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the elder's scrolls' version of a nazi
they are tall brutish characters that are mainly of the race called Nords generally blonde hair. they remind you of the Scottish with their facial features.
they disapprove of every other race, by saying that Skyrim is for the Nords alone. If you are a Stormcloak, you are often a shitface Nazi prick who has no respect for anyone else. Just because you're going to Asgaard doesn't mean that you're better than everyone else you broad-shouldered insensitive asshole. I hope you get eaten by a dragon and shit out in a diarrhea storm of death you frosted fucks.
the imperials are racist too but they are more of a prick that a genocidal race
they are tall brutish characters that are mainly of the race called Nords generally blonde hair. they remind you of the Scottish with their facial features.
they disapprove of every other race, by saying that Skyrim is for the Nords alone. If you are a Stormcloak, you are often a shitface Nazi prick who has no respect for anyone else. Just because you're going to Asgaard doesn't mean that you're better than everyone else you broad-shouldered insensitive asshole. I hope you get eaten by a dragon and shit out in a diarrhea storm of death you frosted fucks.
the imperials are racist too but they are more of a prick that a genocidal race
I'm an Imperial, so I am not allowed near Stormcloak territory because I'm apparently the spawn of the fucking devil. I hate everything about them..... Fucking Nazis....
stormcloak by CreepyCuddlers92 November 29, 2011
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Stormclouding
Smoking weed and drinking alcohol at the same time.
The term stormcloud is derived from the feeling that you get when you're high and drunk at the same time.
There is an increase in the viscosity of the air around you.
The air is dank as fuck, like being inside a dark storm cloud
The term stormcloud is derived from the feeling that you get when you're high and drunk at the same time.
There is an increase in the viscosity of the air around you.
The air is dank as fuck, like being inside a dark storm cloud
Stormclouding by Eyegor May 14, 2016
Cock Stormcock
A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012
stormlocke
Named after the infamous creator of what are known as "Stormlocke Strategies". There are multiple different variations of Stormlocke Strats.
stormlocke by Razorcrane October 28, 2006