Stores Blindness 

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

Stores Blindness by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

stores admin 

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

stores admin by Narreik September 28, 2023

You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One. 

A Typical Slogan for a Department Store in 2006

Carla: Hi my Name is Carla Shaw
Carla: You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One... I Don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Carla Jump Dances

You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One. by GameShibe October 26, 2018

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

rob stores 

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sex Rob Stores

rob stores by Jeff Wasowski May 25, 2018

trendy stores 

Stores like hottopic where they go to get things that are ''COOL'' punk is now trendy because of the necessity to be different. hollister fucking trendy lil prep store. abercombie

dude i got this punk looking set of clothes at hottopic fucking cool right? trendy friend: wow your more PUNK than me
i need 100bucks that way i can buy PUNK pants hurray for being different and hurray for trendy stores !!

trendy stores by scooby doo loves cock April 15, 2008

Walmart stores 

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

Walmart stores by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022